Friday, November 1, 2019

Art questions November 2019 - Stupid Questions Special


Q: What is your biggest inspiration?

A: Clouds. Clouds and masturbation.

Q: Out of all the drawings you've made, which is your favourite?

A: Swastika on my forehead before a job interview.

Q: What is your favourite colour?

A: Vomit.

Q: Who is your favourite pop artist?

A: Kanye Warhol.

Q: Can art be useful?

A: Ask Vladimir Putin.

Q: If you could be any other artist, who would you be?

A: Oh, it's one of those Young British Artists. Danny Dye... uh, I mean Damien Hirst.

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