Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Thursday, January 10, 2013
I'm not sure if you exist. Not without parasitic thoughts.
Parasitic thoughts on a tireless quest for satire.
Intimate indications and disturbed rainbows.
Exhibition of some common sense by exhausted muses.
Kangaroo footprints in the desert tonight depending on the wind.
Flattering nonsense to late bloomers tomorrow depending on the mind.
Scented mementos from the spare shiver workshop.
Radiant matter of precision madness.
Possible confession of the repressive.
Real surrealists and surreal realists.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Do you realise how great you are?
I'll congratulate myself in the shower.
What was your nickname at school?
The head nigger in charge. Peppermint Cream later at university.
Do you have a recurring dream?
W. C. Fields climbs a ladder and shouts, "come here, you little coconut!"
What are you afraid of?
Can not answer. Fear singing. Mind thinking static.
What is your favourite texture?
What would be the title of your autobiography?
Six inches of dignity.
When someone tickles you, say ow.
What would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Don't you know who I am?
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
"Don't Rub My Junk Up the Wrong Way" by Richard Stolz
"Let's Use Our Inside Fingers" by Whiffy Goldspatter
"Hello Mother, Hello Your Honor" by The Downrights
"Are You Worth Looking at Later?" by Dick Dodger & Maya Schollisred
"Pussy Wants a Cucumber" by Mary Anther