Monday, August 18, 2014
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Friday, August 8, 2014
Thursday, July 17, 2014
"It was just the pipes in my heart of hearts."
"Bingo! Death threats to beggars written in invented languages."
"Halfway through the nursing habit I milked myself into a corner."
"The finished fresco shows the moose mating."
"You wouldn't know wry if it pissed in your eye."
"I've got dusty hands but I would never boil danger."
"You wouldn't want to take the taste out of someone's mouth.
I joined the military and became a sniper's lollipop."
"Oh no, cerebellum, you're not going out wearing that."
"I love you to bits and all that but I knew I shouldn't have breastfed you."
Monday, June 9, 2014
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Monday, May 19, 2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Friday, May 2, 2014
Proud to be gullible and flammable.
Proud of my hunger. It doesn't scratch my back but it knows what it's doing.
Proud mistakenly but absent-mindedly.
Proud of an unbiased priest who preaches in his birthday suit.
Proud in the pregnant sense of the word.
Proud of the out-there steps of my toenails.
Proud of sweet cherry baby Jesus with his kissy lips so rosy, even though I'm kookier than Cornelius the Centurion.