Thursday, July 17, 2014
"It was just the pipes in my heart of hearts."
"Bingo! Death threats to beggars written in invented languages."
"Halfway through the nursing habit I milked myself into a corner."
"The finished fresco shows the moose mating."
"You wouldn't know wry if it pissed in your eye."
"I've got dusty hands but I would never boil danger."
"You wouldn't want to take the taste out of someone's mouth.
I joined the military and became a catering trolley."
"I love you to bits and all that but I knew I shouldn't have breastfed you."
Monday, June 9, 2014
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Monday, May 19, 2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Friday, May 2, 2014
Proud to be gullible and flammable.
Proud of my hunger. It doesn't scratch my back but it knows what it's doing.
Proud mistakenly but absent-mindedly.
Proud of an unbiased priest who preaches in his birthday suit.
Proud in the pregnant sense of the word.
Proud of the out-there steps of my toenails.
Proud of sweet cherry baby Jesus with his kissy lips so rosy, even though I'm kookier than Cornelius the Centurion.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
"The Horniest Riot I Never Heard" by Cadet Gunnery Sergeant Olof Hellbom
"History of Folk Fusspottery"
"Whittle Your Own Bludgeon with Mudland Minnie"
"Hereafter Hearsay Handout Handbook"
"Comical Cakes of Savage Crud"
"Lazy-eyed Wrestler Disasters"
"The Reassuring Truth About Micromummery"
"Premier Guide to Lucid Defecation"
"What the Spanish Do with Sandy Lips"
Friday, April 18, 2014
Classical. Pipe organ.
Music, artwork, images and production by Rinta-Perälä
"The shadowy forms, that seem'd things dead and dead again, drew in at their deep-delved orbs rare wonder of me, perceiving I had life"
Dante Alighieri: Purgatory, CANTO XXIV
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
The man with the golden rump lid who says his ass wipers are now haunted
A bowing postman with an even back
People who give away baboon boner bundles
The numskull who always nuzzles me in my sleep
A prince urinating on the grave of an astrologist
Abducted children who review bibles
Vikingmen and vikingmannequins
Live snake curtain representative
The bishop with the biggest tits and the nastiest dress