Friday, April 18, 2014

Häiväusko - Whisper Faith


Classical. Pipe organ.
Music, artwork, images and production by Rinta-Perälä



"The shadowy forms, that seem'd things dead and dead again, drew in at their deep-delved orbs rare wonder of me, perceiving I had life"
Dante Alighieri: Purgatory, CANTO XXIV

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

People I'd like to meet


The man with the golden rump lid who says his ass wipers are now haunted

A bowing postman with an even back

People who give away baboon boner bundles

The numskull who always nuzzles me in my sleep

A prince urinating on the grave of an astrologist

Abducted children who review bibles

Vikingmen and vikingmannequins

Live snake curtain representative

The bishop with the biggest tits and the nastiest dress

Friday, March 21, 2014

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Here are some useful sentences in English


Is this blossoming groin kosher enough to bite?

Where can I find stock photos of sizzling shit?

I would like a boneless wanker.

Reggie Nalder and just some horses humming.

I'm not crazy, I'm just tasty.

I am here to see Rigoletto with helmets and jizz on a beard.

Thank you for the accordions and the escort of maniacs.

Smack Bang Under the Law


Invasion of political disorder
Misleading a steaming mould cartel
Manufacturing of enigmas
Belly laughing into a yawn
Feeding hedgehogs with phoney boloney
Minor twanging
Public bubbling of poisonous property
Third degree devilish nibbling
Namby-pamby elderly revelry
Salmonmail
Fraudulent blitzkrieg

Best of Neglected Music


"Let's Skip and Waddle" by Otto von Bismarck

"Tell That to My Testicles" by The Primary School Boys Choir

"Why the Squeezing?" by The Olives

"Life's Road is Long Like a Sausage" by Misinterpreted Librarian

"Baby, You Just Need My Legs" by Pelican Cranes

"Chimney Hymn" by Tatters and Daughters

"Beavering in the Bath" by Leopold Jazzy Bitch von Bodelschwing

"Drag Me by the Ears" by Dental Armstrong

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Friday, March 14, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Sensitive Verse


"How to Catch a Flying Fuck" by Emperor Erroneous Cliche

"Everything Collapsed and a Baby Laughed" by The Day Care Quitters

"O Stomach Mucus" by Earl Nettlebladder

"I Knew I Shouldn't Have Breastfed You" by Nancy of Soissons

"Come Hither, Death, Drink Piss, Destiny" by Lord Pepperfist

"Why I'm Such a Twisted Little Dildo" by Henrik Vaselinnäs

"I've Got You by the Face" by Marienne de Rambouvine, La Shadow de Former Self

"Half-baked Bananas Walked Down My Chimney" by Custodian Byron

"Mother Smear, Father Crap" by Delia Bumseam

"I Needed to Feel That" by Dick Parrot

"Sounder Reasons to Scorch Your Nostrils" by Alvin Calvin Curler

"Distance Yourself from the Future for Two Seconds" by Pim-tir-rapa-noo

"Megalomaniacal Commands of a Bored Masturbator" by Doctor Chichi

Monday, March 3, 2014

Monday, February 24, 2014

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Pretentious Tripe


system blood ligaments in skeletal compartments
proximal skeletal fusion forms fractured vertebrae
similar to human triangular suspensory coffin bones
spiral-fused cavity does the injury of flexor back bone

the good very last drop of sanity circles
a digital grid of supraspinal nasal wells
knee spine from the anticranial hip store
embedded flat as standing stifle accessory

Friday, February 21, 2014

Varjokuva - Silhouette


Wax crayon. Rinta-Perälä, 2014.