Sunday, April 13, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
The man with the golden rump lid who says his ass wipers are now haunted
A bowing postman with an even back
People who give away baboon boner bundles
The numskull who always nuzzles me in my sleep
A prince urinating on the grave of an astrologist
Abducted children who review bibles
Vikingmen and vikingmannequins
Live snake curtain representative
The bishop with the biggest tits and the nastiest dress
Friday, March 21, 2014
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Is this blossoming groin kosher enough to bite?
Where can I find stock photos of sizzling shit?
I would like a boneless wanker.
Reggie Nalder and just some horses humming.
I'm not crazy, I'm just tasty.
I am here to see Rigoletto with helmets and jizz on a beard.
Thank you for the accordions and the escort of maniacs.
Invasion of political disorder
Misleading a steaming mould cartel
Manufacturing of enigmas
Belly laughing into a yawn
Feeding hedgehogs with phoney boloney
Public bubbling of poisonous property
Third degree devilish nibbling
Namby-pamby elderly revelry
"Let's Skip and Waddle" by Otto von Bismarck
"Tell That to My Testicles" by The Primary School Boys Choir
"Why the Squeezing?" by The Olives
"Life's Road is Long Like a Sausage" by Misinterpreted Librarian
"Baby, You Just Need My Legs" by Pelican Cranes
"Chimney Hymn" by Tatters and Daughters
"Beavering in the Bath" by Leopold Jazzy Bitch von Bodelschwing
"Drag Me by the Ears" by Dental Armstrong
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Saturday, March 8, 2014
"How to Catch a Flying Fuck" by Emperor Erroneous Cliche
"Everything Collapsed and a Baby Laughed" by The Day Care Quitters
"O Stomach Mucus" by Earl Nettlebladder
"I Knew I Shouldn't Have Breastfed You" by Nancy of Soissons
"Come Hither, Death, Drink Piss, Destiny" by Lord Pepperfist
"Why I'm Such a Twisted Little Dildo" by Henrik Vaselinnäs
"I've Got You by the Face" by Marienne de Rambouvine, La Shadow de Former Self
"Half-baked Bananas Walked Down My Chimney" by Custodian Byron
"Mother Smear, Father Crap" by Delia Bumseam
"I Needed to Feel That" by Dick Parrot
"Sounder Reasons to Scorch Your Nostrils" by Alvin Calvin Curler
"Distance Yourself from the Future for Two Seconds" by Pim-tir-rapa-noo
"Megalomaniacal Commands of a Bored Masturbator" by Doctor Chichi
Monday, March 3, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
Sunday, February 23, 2014
system blood ligaments in skeletal compartments
proximal skeletal fusion forms fractured vertebrae
similar to human triangular suspensory coffin bones
spiral-fused cavity does the injury of flexor back bone
the good very last drop of sanity circles
a digital grid of supraspinal nasal wells
knee spine from the anticranial hip store
embedded flat as standing stifle accessory
Friday, February 21, 2014
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
Leaven the stash to deafen with
What it pleasures on its brittle cloud
The unwelcome rationale of their armour
Is as shriveled as currency in pay-off
Their perennial mask joined chastising arts
Unlike the motive's mindful expressiveness that burps
The mine avowes the bulge of dreams
Not the perpetual prudishly fleshed armours
Sleekers with time-worn wheezes and knickers
Hawk the courier to gentlemanlikely corrugate the aromas
The breathtaking bargers who define the bodgy beast
Lick bespoken throughout the exposure of broached feint
Perilously haunt a passer-by's windpipe for a facelift
Steal where the pleasantry of toughness hassles its placement
Hazard enormously fledglings for the niggle to resound to
Young gravitas in poignancy noble prattle couldn't assail to
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Monday, February 10, 2014
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Häiväusko (Whisper Faith)
Classical. Pipe organ.
Music, artwork and production by Rinta-Perälä
"The shadowy forms, that seem'd things dead and dead again, drew in at their deep-delved orbs rare wonder of me, perceiving I had life"
Dante Alighieri: Purgatory, CANTO XXIV
Friday, January 31, 2014
What's your favourite poem?
"I Wandered Thick as a Brick" by the ghost of Sid Vicious.
Who's your favourite porn star?
What's your favourite food?
What's your favourite film lab?
Gone with the Wind.
What's your favourite invention?
What's your favourite thing about Finland?
We had a female president. She has a speech impediment and sounds like she has a mouth full of mashed potatoes.
What's your favourite book?
"Strengthening the reproductive muscles of Christianity" by Reverend Goodlay
What's your favourite pastime?
Copyrighting my cruelty.
What's your favourite motto?
Exterminate all rationed thoughts.
What's your favourite sex position?
The clue is in the mail.
Sunday, January 26, 2014
sound traces back spaces after
silences dust lost escape
dreams dreaming of each other
eternally cremated in stars
smoke folds around skull passages
parting through a crack possessing lands
language describes itself as wood strips
fluttering reflection upon nothing
Saturday, January 18, 2014
"Don't Tell Her I Bought a Vibrating Tanning Bed"
"I'm Addicted to the Smell of Your Poppy on Remembrance Day"
"Stuck in a Loveless Leaf Blower"
"Ever Since Our Orangutan Committed Suicide in a Guillotine"
"Little Miss Mountain Drudge"
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
What kind of music do you like?
Music that makes me jizz in your back pocket.
What affectionate nicknames would you use?
Sigismund of lovemaking. Pharaoh Dicklips.
Let's hear your best pick up line.
Alkaisitko korjaamaan puhelinpylväitä että saataisiin nuo housut perseestä halki.
Your sexual orientation?
Straight as Saint Anthony's jangle stick.
What kind of lover are you?
What sort of things would you say in bed?
You're the cream in my bureaucracy. Pardon my frog spawn breath. Being with you is like cleaning a fridge.
How do you keep your relationship fresh?
Shit references. You're a steaming pile of hot number.