Sunday, April 13, 2014

A Palm Sunday serenade


Häiväusko 3 (Whisper Faith 3)
Classical. Pipe organ.
Music, image and production by Rinta-Perälä

First part of Häiväusko


Sunday, March 30, 2014

A summer time tune


Häiväusko 2 (Whisper Faith 2)
Classical. Pipe organ.
Music, image and production by Rinta-Perälä

First part of Häiväusko


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

People I'd like to meet


The man with the golden rump lid who says his ass wipers are now haunted

A bowing postman with an even back

People who give away baboon boner bundles

The numskull who always nuzzles me in my sleep

A prince urinating on the grave of an astrologist

Abducted children who review bibles

Vikingmen and vikingmannequins

Live snake curtain representative

The bishop with the biggest tits and the nastiest dress

Friday, March 21, 2014

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Here are some useful sentences in English


Is this blossoming groin kosher enough to bite?

Where can I find stock photos of sizzling shit?

I would like a boneless wanker.

Reggie Nalder and just some horses humming.

I'm not crazy, I'm just tasty.

I am here to see Rigoletto with helmets and jizz on a beard.

Thank you for the accordions and the escort of maniacs.

Smack Bang Under the Law


Invasion of political disorder
Misleading a steaming mould cartel
Manufacturing of enigmas
Belly laughing into a yawn
Feeding hedgehogs with phoney boloney
Minor twanging
Public bubbling of poisonous property
Third degree devilish nibbling
Namby-pamby elderly revelry
Salmonmail
Fraudulent blitzkrieg

Best of Neglected Music


"Let's Skip and Waddle" by Otto von Bismarck

"Tell That to My Testicles" by The Primary School Boys Choir

"Why the Squeezing?" by The Olives

"Life's Road is Long Like a Sausage" by Misinterpreted Librarian

"Baby, You Just Need My Legs" by Pelican Cranes

"Chimney Hymn" by Tatters and Daughters

"Beavering in the Bath" by Leopold Jazzy Bitch von Bodelschwing

"Drag Me by the Ears" by Dental Armstrong

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Friday, March 14, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Sensitive Verse


"How to Catch a Flying Fuck" by Emperor Erroneous Cliche

"Everything Collapsed and a Baby Laughed" by The Day Care Quitters

"O Stomach Mucus" by Earl Nettlebladder

"I Knew I Shouldn't Have Breastfed You" by Nancy of Soissons

"Come Hither, Death, Drink Piss, Destiny" by Lord Pepperfist

"Why I'm Such a Twisted Little Dildo" by Henrik Vaselinnäs

"I've Got You by the Face" by Marienne de Rambouvine, La Shadow de Former Self

"Half-baked Bananas Walked Down My Chimney" by Custodian Byron

"Mother Smear, Father Crap" by Delia Bumseam

"I Needed to Feel That" by Dick Parrot

"Sounder Reasons to Scorch Your Nostrils" by Alvin Calvin Curler

"Distance Yourself from the Future for Two Seconds" by Pim-tir-rapa-noo

"Megalomaniacal Commands of a Bored Masturbator" by Doctor Chichi

Monday, March 3, 2014

Monday, February 24, 2014

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Pretentious Tripe


system blood ligaments in skeletal compartments
proximal skeletal fusion forms fractured vertebrae
similar to human triangular suspensory coffin bones
spiral-fused cavity does the injury of flexor back bone

the good very last drop of sanity circles
a digital grid of supraspinal nasal wells
knee spine from the anticranial hip store
embedded flat as standing stifle accessory

Friday, February 21, 2014

Varjokuva - Silhouette


Wax crayon. Rinta-Perälä, 2014.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Vieras - Stranger


Wax crayon. Rinta-Perälä, 2014.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Sleepers Entreaty


Leaven the stash to deafen with
What it pleasures on its brittle cloud
The unwelcome rationale of their armour
Is as shriveled as currency in pay-off
Their perennial mask joined chastising arts
Unlike the motive's mindful expressiveness that burps
The mine avowes the bulge of dreams
Not the perpetual prudishly fleshed armours

Sleekers with time-worn wheezes and knickers
Hawk the courier to gentlemanlikely corrugate the aromas
The breathtaking bargers who define the bodgy beast
Lick bespoken throughout the exposure of broached feint
Perilously haunt a passer-by's windpipe for a facelift
Steal where the pleasantry of toughness hassles its placement
Hazard enormously fledglings for the niggle to resound to
Young gravitas in poignancy noble prattle couldn't assail to

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Monday, February 10, 2014

Talo - House


Wax crayon. Rinta-Perälä, 2014.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

A Candlemas treat


Häiväusko (Whisper Faith)
Classical. Pipe organ.
Music, artwork and production by Rinta-Perälä


"The shadowy forms, that seem'd things dead and dead again, drew in at their deep-delved orbs rare wonder of me, perceiving I had life"
Dante Alighieri: Purgatory, CANTO XXIV

Friday, January 31, 2014

Rinta-Perälä carries out a favour rite


What's your favourite poem?
"I Wandered Thick as a Brick" by the ghost of Sid Vicious.

Who's your favourite porn star?
Mary Magdalene.

What's your favourite food?
Tumult weed.

What's your favourite film lab?
Gone with the Wind.

What's your favourite invention?
The gagphone.

What's your favourite thing about Finland?
We had a female president. She has a speech impediment and sounds like she has a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

What's your favourite book?
"Strengthening the reproductive muscles of Christianity" by Reverend Goodlay

What's your favourite pastime?
Copyrighting my cruelty.

What's your favourite motto?
Exterminate all rationed thoughts.

What's your favourite sex position?
The clue is in the mail.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Incarcerated Moon


sound traces back spaces after
silences dust lost escape

dreams dreaming of each other
eternally cremated in stars

smoke folds around skull passages
parting through a crack possessing lands

language describes itself as wood strips
fluttering reflection upon nothing

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Laboured love songs


"Don't Tell Her I Bought a Vibrating Tanning Bed"

"I'm Addicted to the Smell of Your Poppy on Remembrance Day"

"Stuck in a Loveless Leaf Blower"

"Ever Since Our Orangutan Committed Suicide in a Guillotine"

"Little Miss Mountain Drudge"

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Rinta-Perälä badgers himself romantically


What kind of music do you like?
Music that makes me jizz in your back pocket.

What affectionate nicknames would you use?
Sigismund of lovemaking. Pharaoh Dicklips.

Let's hear your best pick up line.
Alkaisitko korjaamaan puhelinpylväitä että saataisiin nuo housut perseestä halki.

Your sexual orientation?
Straight as Saint Anthony's jangle stick.

What kind of lover are you?
Duly blundering.

What sort of things would you say in bed?
You're the cream in my bureaucracy. Pardon my frog spawn breath. Being with you is like cleaning a fridge.

How do you keep your relationship fresh?
Shit references. You're a steaming pile of hot number.