Saturday, September 28, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
What turns you on?
A massive thesaurus.
What's the best way to charm?
Pretend you're a chimney sweep.
Where do you get your ideas?
The homo sapiens walk-in closet.
Can you do the hokey pokey?
I thought it was a gay bar in Israel.
What's the last thing that made you laugh?
A dizzy bagpipe instructor.
What have you learned over the years?
God is real and his name is Bob.
What would your protest sign say?
To hell with hampered wind chimes.