Thursday, July 17, 2014
"It was just the pipes in my heart of hearts."
"Bingo! Death threats to beggars written in invented languages."
"Halfway through the nursing habit I milked myself into a corner."
"The finished fresco shows the moose mating."
"You wouldn't know wry if it pissed in your eye."
"I've got dusty hands but I would never boil danger."
"You wouldn't want to take the taste out of someone's mouth.
I joined the military and became a sniper's lollipop."
"Oh no, cerebellum, you're not going out wearing that."
"I love you to bits and all that but I knew I shouldn't have breastfed you."