Friday, January 31, 2014

Rinta-Perälä carries out a favour rite


What's your favourite poem?
"I Wandered Thick as a Brick" by the ghost of Sid Vicious.

Who's your favourite porn star?
Mary Magdalene.

What's your favourite food?
Tumult weed.

What's your favourite film lab?
Gone with the Wind.

What's your favourite invention?
The gagphone.

What's your favourite thing about Finland?
We had a female president. She has a speech impediment and sounds like she has a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

What's your favourite book?
"Strengthening the reproductive muscles of Christianity" by Reverend Goodlay

What's your favourite pastime?
Copyrighting my cruelty.

What's your favourite motto?
Exterminate all rationed thoughts.

What's your favourite sex position?
The clue is in the mail.

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