Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Rinta-Perälä badgers himself romantically

What kind of music do you like?
Music that makes me jizz in your back pocket.

What affectionate nicknames would you use?
Sigismund of lovemaking. Pharaoh Dicklips.

Let's hear your best pick up line.
Alkaisitko korjaamaan puhelinpylväitä että saataisiin nuo housut perseestä halki.

Your sexual orientation?
Straight as Saint Anthony's jangle stick.

What kind of lover are you?
Duly blundering.

What sort of things would you say in bed?
You're the cream in my bureaucracy. Pardon my frog spawn breath. Being with you is like cleaning a fridge.

How do you keep your relationship fresh?
Shit references. You're a steaming pile of hot number.

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