Thursday, July 17, 2014

Haunting things I've overheard

"It was just the pipes in my heart of hearts."

"Bingo! Death threats to beggars written in invented languages."

"Halfway through the nursing habit I milked myself into a corner."

"The finished fresco shows the moose mating."

"You wouldn't know wry if it pissed in your eye."

"I've got dusty hands but I would never boil danger."

"You wouldn't want to take the taste out of someone's mouth.
I joined the military and became a sniper's lollipop."

"Oh no, cerebellum, you're not going out wearing that."

"I love you to bits and all that but I knew I shouldn't have breastfed you."

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