Haunting things I've overheard

"It was just the pipes in my heart of hearts."

"Bingo! Death threats to beggars written in invented languages."

"Halfway through the nursing habit I milked myself into a corner."

"The finished fresco shows the moose mating."

"You wouldn't know wry if it pissed in your eye."

"I've got dusty hands but I would never boil danger."

"You wouldn't want to take the taste out of someone's mouth.
I joined the military and became a sniper's lollipop."

"Oh no, cerebellum, you're not going out wearing that."

"I love you to bits and all that but I knew I shouldn't have breastfed you."