I like to call this bit Landscapes Downstairs because it's about pubic hair.
So many people talk about the way pubic hair looks. It makes me wonder... do these people have sex? What's the biggest reason to have sex? The way it feels. This shouldn't be news to anyone. Just ask Porky Pig.
We're talking about highly sensitive areas. I've done a lot of research. And I've found out that your hair can't actually feel anything.
Well, sometimes when you have a hangover, it kind of seems like it can. You accidentally touch your hair and it makes you throw up five times. Research!
All this talk about pubic "fashion". She's got a triangle. She's got a strip. Who gives a fuck?!
Seriously though, who... uh...
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