Wednesday, March 26, 2014
People I'd like to meet
The man with the golden rump lid who says his ass wipers are now haunted
A bowing postman with an even back
People who give away baboon boner bundles
The numskull who always nuzzles me in my sleep
A prince urinating on the grave of an astrologist
Abducted children who review bibles
Vikingmen and vikingmannequins
Live snake curtain representative
The bishop with the biggest tits and the nastiest dress
Friday, March 21, 2014
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Here are some useful sentences in English
Is this blossoming groin kosher enough to bite?
Where can I find stock photos of sizzling shit?
I would like a boneless wanker.
Reggie Nalder and just some horses humming.
I'm not crazy, I'm just tasty.
I am here to see Rigoletto with helmets and jizz on a beard.
Thank you for the accordions and the escort of maniacs.
Smack Bang Under the Law
Invasion of political disorder
Misleading a steaming mould cartel
Manufacturing of enigmas
Belly laughing into a yawn
Feeding hedgehogs with phoney boloney
Minor twanging
Public bubbling of poisonous property
Third degree devilish nibbling
Namby-pamby elderly revelry
Salmonmail
Fraudulent blitzkrieg
Best of Neglected Music
"Let's Skip and Waddle" by Otto von Bismarck
"Tell That to My Testicles" by The Primary School Boys Choir
"Why the Squeezing?" by The Olives
"Life's Road is Long Like a Sausage" by Misinterpreted Librarian
"Baby, You Just Need My Legs" by Pelican Cranes
"Chimney Hymn" by Tatters and Daughters
"Beavering in the Bath" by Leopold Jazzy Bitch von Bodelschwing
"Drag Me by the Ears" by Dental Armstrong
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Sensitive Verse
"How to Catch a Flying Fuck" by Emperor Erroneous Cliche
"Everything Collapsed and a Baby Laughed" by The Day Care Quitters
"O Stomach Mucus" by Earl Nettlebladder
"I Knew I Shouldn't Have Breastfed You" by Nancy of Soissons
"Come Hither, Death, Drink Piss, Destiny" by Lord Pepperfist
"Why I'm Such a Twisted Little Dildo" by Henrik Vaselinnäs
"I've Got You by the Face" by Marienne de Rambouvine, La Shadow de Former Self
"Half-baked Bananas Walked Down My Chimney" by Custodian Byron
"Mother Smear, Father Crap" by Delia Bumseam
"I Needed to Feel That" by Dick Parrot
"Sounder Reasons to Scorch Your Nostrils" by Alvin Calvin Curler
"Distance Yourself from the Future for Two Seconds" by Pim-tir-rapa-noo
"Megalomaniacal Commands of a Bored Masturbator" by Doctor Chichi
Monday, March 3, 2014
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