Sunday, December 22, 2013
Things you don't know about me
I once plunged up a policeman's canal and blew a whistle.
I grow a pinch of an inch every time I get thrown out of a restaurant.
I rattle fish traps like a horny latino.
I always watch the Laplandish news to see if there's any spume worth questioning.
I am the last death bed sniffer.
My butt is itching to tell lies and I don't know which way to walk it off.