Rinta-Perälä interviews the back of his own head

You are slightly uneven.
That explains it.

What makes you happy?
Laughing inside in a quiet place.

What motivates you?
I've clearly got someone else's eyebrows but I can't shave them.

Money?
Don't take it personally.

What is your political affiliation?
I'm an anti-inferiorist condescendalist.

Can I get a serious answer?
Kirk Douglas.

What did you do last summer?
I accepted Christ as my vigilante.