Rinta-Perälä interviews the back of his own head

You are slightly uneven.
That explains it.

What makes you happy?
Laughing inside in a quiet place.

What motivates you?
I've clearly got someone else's eyebrows but I can't shave them.

Money?
Don't take it personally.

What is your political affiliation?
I'm an anti-inferiorist condescendalist.

Can I get a serious answer?
Kirk Douglas.

What did you do last summer?
I accepted Christ as my vigilante.

Vomit in the Nostrils of Sympathy

Everything you say makes me think of deprived greedy pigs choking on feathers.

You're a proper spew vendor.
Slime mongering pest pimple.
Cowardly, dallying scum romancing overeager, runny crap.

Here lies the immortal shitfly.
Finally stifled by death's squeeze
and now chilling the hell out of hades.

You've got just enough childlike innocence to lick rocks.

You disappointing dick wink.

Things you can shout at holy individuals

Blessed is the man who endures tampering.

I'm a changed person. I convulsed.

I had two erections in the temple but they're gone now.

Absent in body, but present in spillage.

Sunday liar.

I straightened the trumpet.

I never get my prosecutions and prophecies mixed up.

Affirmative.