Rinta-Perälä interviews himself again

What turns you on?
A massive thesaurus.

What's the best way to charm?
Pretend you're a chimney sweep.

Where do you get your ideas?
The homo sapiens walk-in closet.

Can you do the hokey pokey?
I thought it was a gay bar in Israel.

What's the last thing that made you laugh?
A dizzy bagpipe instructor.

What have you learned over the years?
God is real and his name is Bob.

What would your protest sign say?
To hell with hampered wind chimes.