Saturday, January 5, 2013
Rinta-Perälä interviews himself
Do you realise how great you are?
I'll congratulate myself in the shower.
What was your nickname at school?
The head nigger in charge. Peppermint Cream later at university.
Do you have a recurring dream?
W. C. Fields climbs a ladder and shouts, "come here, you little coconut!"
What are you afraid of?
Can not answer. Fear singing. Mind thinking static.
What is your favourite texture?
What would be the title of your autobiography?
Six inches of dignity.
When someone tickles you, say ow.
What would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Don't you know who I am?