Monday, July 25, 2022

Dumbest Song Titles Explained

1. Britney Spears: E-Mail My Heart
The correct address is first name (dot) last name (at) heart (dot) org.

2. ZZ Top: Crucifixxx-A-Flatt
Explains itself.

3. Bryan Adams: I Wanna Be Your Underwear
It's on his Greatest Shits album, So Far So Poop.

4. Ted Nugent: Change My Sex
In this touching song, Ted goes from molesting guitars to molesting leaf blowers.

5. Nightwish: How's the Heart?
The keyboardist of Nightwish heard someone say this in an elevator, where he goes to listen to his own music.

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