Does the union of freedom and full potential fill you with excitement? If it doesn't, then you just might be a professional complainer.
Professional complainers are mind-bendingly self-centered and they frequently evacuate verbal diarrhea. Speech worship knows no bounds. Speech is the new salvation!
Projection is the new positive! As a self-centered stooge you have to protect yourself. Just fill your day with meaningless attacks. Wow, you really put the mean in meaningless.
Objection is the new original! We are building a world where full potential gets steamrolled by cynicism. A world where real creativity is for crackpots.
Insipid is the new inspirational! Yes, "anything is possible", but apparently you're not ready for it. You would rather eat ice cream and fart on a pillow that says "Anyone Can Do Anything."
Lament is the new legit! We are building a world where fascists are complaining about dictators. A world where people with ingrown toenails sit at home, form their own online group and send death threats to podiatrists.
Anxiety in, anxiety out. Anxiety is the new amniotic fluid!
Friday, November 13, 2020
Roast of Professional Complainers
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