Saturday, October 24, 2020

My future plans

I'm going to fry PewDiePie's testicles in oil, and call them Scandi Mountain oysters.

Teach American geography on a watermelon.

Solve the slippery mystery of glass dildos.

Attend fisherman's friend's funeral.

Visit Spunky Puddle, Ohio. Now apparently a ghost town. How is that possible?

Get Conan O'Brien hairdo and wear diapers.

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