Monday, May 4, 2020

Things you don't know about me - Quarantine Edition

1. My new favourite Youtube video is Drunk Irish People Dig Their Own Graves. Can't wait for future content.

2. I wear sweat pants made out of recycled egg cartons. The acoustics in my ass are breathtaking.

3. My next-door neighbour's favourite musical is The Sound of Stupid.

4. My new tribal name is Collects Blonde Pubes.

5. I was shocked to my core when I learned that self-centered navel picking is the past, present and future normal.

6. After all this sitting, I wrote a heartfelt song called Blue Is the Colour of My Ball Bag Now.

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