Wednesday, November 13, 2013
You are slightly uneven.
That explains it.
What makes you happy?
Laughing inside in a quiet place.
What motivates you?
I've clearly got someone else's eyebrows but I can't shave them.
Don't take it personally.
What is your political affiliation?
I'm an anti-inferiorist condescendalist.
Can I get a serious answer?
What did you do last summer?
I accepted Christ as my vigilante.
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Everything you say makes me think of deprived greedy pigs choking on feathers.
You're a proper spew vendor.
Slime mongering pest pimple.
Cowardly, dallying scum romancing overeager, runny crap.
Here lies the immortal shitfly.
Finally stifled by death's squeeze
and now chilling the hell out of hades.
You've got just enough childlike innocence to lick rocks.
You disappointing dick wink.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Blessed is the man who endures tampering.
I'm a changed person. I convulsed.
I had two erections in the temple but they're gone now.
Absent in body, but present in spillage.
I straightened the trumpet.
I never get my prosecutions and prophecies mixed up.