Monday, July 15, 2013

Huonosti hillitty tarkastaa.
Hajalle vastattu järjestää.

Huonosti hillityn harras arvo.
Hailakan varman nätti luulo.

Carelessly controlled and inspecting.
Answered to pieces and arranging.

Carelessly controlled with devoted gravity.
Lustrelessly secure with pleasant fancy.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Classic songs no one has ever heard

"You're in Safe Hands but I Haven't Washed Them"

"Just a Madman Passing By After All"

"Jiggling Down, Swerving About"

"I Compared Dustpans with a Matador"

"Put Your Eek Suit On"

"Ich bin ein propeller"

"Is This Your Sputum?"

"The Inversely Proportional Song"

"Merchant Vessel Ramshackle"

"Corrode the Code and Drink the Ink"

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Names for bands that perhaps should quit

Cuddle the Despot
Teem with Sick
Follow the Forklift
The Sweaty Herrings
Brassy Padre
Cradle the Error
Six Minutes of Safety
Homemade Somebody
Neckline Brittle
Interbreed Overheat