Saturday, December 21, 2013

Riffing with a female audience

Now I'm coming clean. I haven't had sex in a long time. Such a long time. Protruding period. Swollen stretch.

But I'm not a big wanker. Not a big wanker. I repeat: not - a big - wank - er.

And I have proof. Holy Mary, have I got the proof. Here comes my proof. My cum... ladies. My cum... is so thick... that it's like watching a heat stroke stricken gecko gag out oatmeal.

Thank you. You have been wonderful.

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