Well, I see you're all girls, so let's start with anal sex. Many of you are puzzled and bumbazed. What is the theory behind it? It is such an obscure brain-teaser. This seems to work only on paper.
Well, my dear cinnamon buns, it's a complicated theory. And yes, you are tight. You're not a farmer's rubber boot. You are tight, but... There's a but. Here's the theory, and I hope you're sitting down: I like your anatomy. And yes, there is a hole in the theory. A very hairy one.